On our way from Cesky Krumlov to Austria, we had a ride from total h*ll. The driver of the shuttle sideswiped 1 car, ran 2 red lights, was speeding, and, to top it off, was texting while driving.
He also hadn’t discovered deodorant because he smelled like a sweaty skunk that ate onions, garlic and moldy cheese and got pooped out by a rabid squirrel.
The minivan we took was not in good condition. It didn’t have any vents where the air conditioning places were supposed to be. It smelled like its owner, but a little better. I thought we would all kiss the ground at the hotel in Vienna. We were SO happy to get there alive.